Fuzunga rhetorically asks: Is it finally time for a new F-Zero?

Cards drawn: Reverse Death, Reverse Devil, Reverse Hierophant.

Whispering Willow: Reversed Death says Let go. The reversed Devil cries Break free!

The reversed Hierophant returns and says Give it to an indie! Make it a soulslike! Just do it! He doesn't even care about the futuristic racing genre, he's just dead-set on this one thing and won't shut up POE currency trade.

The Eight of Pentacles suggests just getting settled down and determined to make your own futuristic racer because Nintendo won't unless Mario and his friends can come over.

Trippytipless asks: Square Enix wants to show us Final Fantasy Remake Part 2, right? Right?!?

Pokémon paired: Dunsparce (II) Meowth (I)

Occams: Dunsparce is breaking my heart a little. It sounds like a baby crying out for its mother. That kind of shrill cry can only come from a place of unfiltered panic. Meowth sounds like a living crystal laughing at something. Like if you could bend crystal like a pretzel but it wouldn’t break. It’s kind of beautiful. Imagine if minerals could laugh. Or if vegetables screamed. Think about that, PETA. And while Square Enix desperately wants to show us FF7R Part 2, it’s not there yet. They ask you for patience and understanding and hope you enjoy all those pictures of Tifa you have saved on your computer POE goods.

Punished Nietzsche asks: Will they announce a remake of a PS1 era game?

Cards drawn: Reverse Moon, Reverse Star, Reverse Emperor

Whispering Willow: Again with the reversing! I swear I'm not doing that on purpose!

Anyway, your request has been heard by the reversed Moon.

A PS1 classic will be reborn — Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen: Magical Mystery Mall!

Look, the reverse Moon means well. It's like when you asked your grandmother for a toy Pokéball and she gives you a polka dot shawl.