The Queen of Swords and some Monster Hunter felynes will be looking for it. They're all very meticulous and like searching for things.

Catooz asks: Will Ubisoft finally announce they are trash and just stop?

Pokémon paired: Farfetch'd (I), Scizor (II}

Occams: Farfetch’d sounds like it’s asking a question only a child would ask. How much further POE currency trade ? Can I have this hammer? Skin (but it’s said like a question). Scizor sounds downright soulful. Like Jennifer Holliday’s rendition of “And I Am Telling You” from Dreamgirls. She was in the original ’82 cast you know. Go look it up. It’s transcendental. Asking Ubisoft to take a good hard look in the mirror and speaking their Truth is like asking the above-ground pool not to drown the unattended toddler.


ThatWelshMetalHippy asks: Isn’t it about time the original Resident Evil got some kind of rerelease/remake for the current gen?

Cards drawn: Justice, The Sun, Reverse Magician

Justice says it's about time. The Sun shines in agreement. The reversed Magician cackles maniacally.

Resident Evil: Dead Aim will be revived so it can be collectively ignored again, says the Eight of Cups.

cockaroach asks: Who will be visibly intoxicated/stoned/tripping/rolling on stage while announcing?

Pokémon paired: Gothita (V), Giranta (IV)

Occams: Gothita sounds like a very special episode of Punky Brewster in which Punky had some wine coolers and someone broke a vase. Giratina is definitely the sound of someone losing their shit on a rollercoaster. What appropriate cries for this question. And I guess, given this pairing, the answer is everyone. Everyone will be on drugs.

Cygnus Rusk 961 asks: Will Nintendo finally give the Metroid series its time to shine?

Cards drawn: Reverse Fool, Reverse World, Reverse Temperance

Whispering Willow: The reversed Fool sighs and is all like, Look, I love Metroid to pieces but it's never been a chart-topper to Nintendo. It will happen but don't expect the early 2000s from them. The days of aggressive Metroid production are over.

Reversed World nods in agreement, Something is coming, this thing has just had a long journey and changed hands along the way. Reversed Temperance, unsurprisingly tosses a fit and wants a Metroid now. The reversed Ace of Cups agrees, flailing about and demanding it now. Sounds like a normal Metroid fan, really buy Path of exile currency .

arkane9 asks: Will CJ and I get our wish of a new Lego City Undercover being announced?

Pokémon teamed up: Jolteon (I), Ludicolo (III), Magneton (I, since sp testure had no question)

Occams: Well, first off, let me say that Jolteon sounds like a member of a Kpop group. With that out of the way, I think Jolteon is conveying hope and excitement for the future in their cry. Their eyes are turned to the heavens and they are letting the sunshine kiss their lips. Ludicolo sounds like he just knocked over a bunch of beer bottles, which, given that he’s the sombrero duck Pokémon, that seems fitting. Magnetos sounds like heavy fuzz. Like a guitar effects pedal turned all the way up. This is an interesting mix. I hear hope. I hear questioning and obfuscation. All in all, I think there is a chance but whether it’s high or low, only time will tell.