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You can pick either a circumcised or uncircumcised wang, and then fiddle around with the size POE currency trade . Impressively, CD Projekt Red has included literally every conceivable penis type: small, big and default. Everyone's covered! Even the little fella has some heft to it thanks to the willy physics. And once you're done picking, you can even move onto the pubic hair, maybe giving yourself a wee love heart or a strip.

Unfortunately, you can't please everyone.

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The Witcher 3 has plenty of bedroom (and unicorn) shenanigans, and of course it's the source of our beloved Tub Geralt, but we never even get a glimpse of his undoubtedly very pale penis, so this is one area where Cyberpunk has its predecessor beat—but there's stiff competition from another game.

Conan Exiles, Funcom's loincloth-loving survival romp, has the cock market cornered. When it launched in Early Access back in 2017, it transfixed the world with its schlong slider, truly letting us capture all the variety and vibrancy of trouser trunks. With a slider, anything is possible. Want your barbarian to proudly flaunt a wee nub? Go ahead! Want to intimidate your foes with something the size of a forearm? Do it! Hours and hours of fun POE buy currency .

Watch Chris playing with his below.